The Germans and I decided it would be a good idea (in hindsight don't tell me how we concluded this) to go sightseeing in downtown Detroit. I told the customs agent this on the way over and he almost laughed at me. I should have seen it coming. For a city of its size downtown Detroit is laughable. The interesting sites included the Riverfront, GM headquarters, and the Detroit "People Mover" monorail. We basically saw everything there was to see in about three hours. You can't see everything in downtown Vancouver in three days. Thorsten left his credit card at home in case he was robbed. It really wasn't a terrible idea. The only reason downtown Detroit is safe is because there is almost a cop per street corner. God help you if you venture outside of downtown proper.
In three hours we were hit up for money by literally a dozen people of all shapes, sizes and colours. At one point this black couple said "hello" as we passed them. I said, "hi" as we passed but we didn't stay to chat or anything. I figured they wanted money like the previous dozen people who took the time to talk to us. They proceeded to yell, "F&%$ing white people!" at us because we didn't stop. I don't know what their problem was. We weren't rude. We just didn't stop. The fact they were black had nothing to do with it. Call me crazy, but twelve consecutive people asked us for money. I had no reason to believe these guys were any different. They could have been purple and I wouldn't have stopped. Well, that's not true. I would have taken a photo if they were purple. They were the ones who turned it into a racial issue. I'm jaded: I grew up next to asian kids, african kids, chinese kids, native kids and, yes, boring old white kids. I don't understand this black/white race thing that America has going on. It's as foreign to me as Mandarin Chinese. Actually, that's not true. I grew up in Victoria; Mandarin is far less foreign to me.
I've settled into this routine of coming home from work, running forty minutes, showering, making dinner, wasting time on the internet and then going to bed. I ran with a serious headwind today and it wasn't a problem. I'm motivated by not wanting to permanently suck wind and vomit while playing soccer with my labmates on wednesday evenings. As I was finishing my run today these three girls came onto the path ahead of me on rollerblades. I decided I would try and catch them in my final three minutes. I blew past them after about 2:45. I was quite proud of myself. I'm waiting for the IOC to call about my gold medal. Nobody's called about my Nobel Prize recently, either.
There's this cute girl (well actually there are lots of cute girls, but this one in particular) that works at Shoppers Drug Mart downtown. We always see her when the Germans and I are buying bus tickets. She must think we're gay. Thorsten decided that he would go in sunday to see if she was there. Apparently they had quite a stimulating conversation about sunscreen and shave gel. Downtown has thus been dubbed as "Hot Shoppers". Unfortunately Thorsten didn't get her name. I did. Her name's Olivia. It was on her nametag.
Thorsten, at the end of the day, vegetables are always an option.
Thanks again to all who tune into my blog. Please give me your feedback on the writing, the content, the wit (or lack thereof), or just tell me something interesting about yourself. No photos please.
Congratulations to Sean and Rebekah on their engagement! Rebekah and I worked at the church and went to El Salvador together last summer. Sean's the coolest computer scientist I've ever met. Really I just pity him because he's an Indians fan. He and Rebekah are two of the awesomest people I know.
My cousin Drew asked me a while ago when I was going to get married. I just laughed. I need to permanently move out of my parents house first.
8 comments:
oohhhhh yeeeeA i got the first post. such a feeling of complete and utter SUCCESS is unknown to me. hahah
and about the girls on rollerblades...lol i wouldnt be surprised if my friends told me a story tmrw about some deluded sketchball that came violently charging towards them, huffing and puffing, as they were peacefully rollerblading along riverside. lol! and then the deluded sketchball proceeded to start laughing histerically as he passed them (practically pushing them off the side walk, might i add). lma0 ...and of course, THAT would be none other than GREGGERS----the sketchball of alllllll sketchballs! (u should be proud) hhaha
and ur gonna have to tell me what the "IOC" is l8r...cuz i dont know what that is (dont roll ur eyes at me!) lol ...
i must say that you and thorsten are borderline creepers. i can picture you guys lurking about the corridors of the *Hot Shoppers* waiting to snatch a glance of the sizzlin hot girls that apparently work there. Those poor girls will never know what hit them...when BGT (big gay thorsten) comes around. lol
ps. WHO000 in their right mind WOULDN'T want2 suck wind and vomit?!?!?! it sounds uuhhhhhMAZINGLY enticing to meeee!!
pss. ur FACE is foreign to me!!!
take thatttt! booommmm*
ok ill stop now.
hahha
l8r g8r
(i hope uve figured out who this is...if not...HANG UR HEAD IN SHAME!)
ok, ok, im stopping ....as of NOW ---
Don't worry, your pristine reputation is safe. Flying below the radar is not a new strategy. Grandma has in fact endorsed it with such statements as "I'm happier just not knowing some things." Congrats on the running. Good to know there's still one healthy habit going on there. I've maintained my 30 min of 10 and 1 so far.
Yes you should move out before you get married.
Classic Dad "yes, you should move out before you get married" that just turns my crank to the max!! Running...BAH! If only I could run. I did run 10 minutes straight on the treadmill at the gym the other day and I didn't feel like dying at the end surprisingly enough. I miss you :(
I can't wait to see how fat you are when you come home from drinking so much! Love you bro!
o u dont need to move out greg aunty audry would love the pitter patter of little feet terorozing her house
and about ur reputation i would rather hear about some ridiculas stories and hilarious moments not reading a deathly boring post and thinking ur still the good lil boy u were in grade 1
p.s. none of the posts iv read have been borin yet
you know who this is
famous or infamous --you blew my cover !!!!
I find your blog entertaining.
As an octagenarian there is little that shocks or surprises me, and nothing can shake or shatter my love for you and my trust in the One that hold you in His hand.
Update on the GFI-- It won't be happening this Sept.Hopefully next year. There is a new manager but it is too late for them to get all the ducks in order for this year.
I just got home after two weeks in Sask. Besides visiting relatives ,I went to attend a special reunion celebrating the 60th anniversay --of SCH School of nursing, class of 1947.It was great !!
aww thanks greg, you're pretty awesome too! But, yeah, moving out of your parent's house, as awesome as they are, is definately a plus before getting married, and also slightly more attractive. Your time will come :) See ya
you should really get girlfriend before you move out
kacy
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